your thong is hanging out like whoa
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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