she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you will always have a special place in my vag
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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