I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i think i just lost a toe
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
how does that bad decision feel?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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