wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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