There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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