Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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