You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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