belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes