the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.