For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Life is so much better after having sex.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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