If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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