I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
