So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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