I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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