everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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