I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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