i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
