Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
