what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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