Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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