Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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