And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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