"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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