it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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