I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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