laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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