why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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