please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
