I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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