I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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