Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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