would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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