How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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