she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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