i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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