Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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