I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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