Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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