he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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