Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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