a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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