I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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