Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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