sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
