if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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