The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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