Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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