cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The feeling are messing with the penis
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I believe in your delicious
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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