My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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