You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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