yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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