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(650): View more from California

I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.

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(408): View more from California

Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

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(509): View more from Washington

Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.

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(352): View more from Florida

A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text

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(310): View more from California

I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick

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But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky

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