I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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