you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
