; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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