And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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