no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Porn is love you can see.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
is it fun? or sober?
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