I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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