we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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