Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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